In the event that the world is still intact and hasn't succumbed to a global thermonuclear war or a zombie apocalypse by July 2025, we're thrilled to announce the return of the BIG GAME for 'tBG53', set to take place on 4-6th July 2025 at our new home, Havant Rugby Club. 

That's right, folks. Even if we're all living in a fallout shelter, surrounded by irradiated mutants and scavenging for canned food, we've got your gaming needs covered! Join us for three days of intense fun, LAN antics, competition, epic matches, pub quiz and pizza - everything tBG is renown for! 

Whether we're playing in a post-apocalyptic wasteland or a peaceful oasis, The BIG GAME 53 will be the ultimate escape.

Tickets will be available starting Friday, 11th October - Available here

So, grab your Geiger counter, dust off the skeletonised corpse of your teammate, and get ready to dominate. 

Just remember, if you see something glowing, it'll most likely be a friendly monster-energy-fueled gamer, not a radioactive monster! 

Disclaimer: This press release is purely satirical and does not reflect any actual plans for a nuclear-powered LAN party (though we could really do with the power, to be honest) or a post-apocalyptic gaming event.